SPOTLIGHT ON SL DJs & HOSTS HALL OF FAME- Lanai jarrico Reporting…

Back in August of 2023, we sat down with Dia to talk about  the SL DJ & Hosts Hall of Fame venue that celebrated it’s 9th year highlighting  legends in the SL Music scene. We are back for to see what’s happening now as we approach its 10th year milestone.  The Sl Enquirer sat down with Dia once again for a review.

Interview with DJ 3D (Dia Dufaux)

SLE: Hey Dia, it’s good to see you again. Congratulations are in order for your 10th year milestone! Can you give us a little bit of background on you and his unique venue?

Dia Dufaux; HOF has been an integral part of SL for over a decade. The ownership team includes myself, Dia Dufaux, and my partner DJ Chris Greybeard. We also have two co-owners, our SL daughter Rae Greybeard and SL son Jonny. Most importantly, we are supported by a remarkable board of inducted DJs and hosts who generously volunteer their time to review applicants and vote them in. Many of our board members have been with us for years, and their assistance is crucial to our operations. HOF's sole purpose is to honor the incredible talent found in SL clubs. 

SLE: It is so nice to see venues like yours continuing to serve the people of Second life and recognize their talents and what they do for SL Music and events.  What does it take to be inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Dia dufaux: It's really simple to apply.   Stop by our landing platform and grab an application, meet the requirements on the application, give us a completely fill out appl, with  the djs or hosts schedule along with LM to the clubs and the djs or host calling card.  Also, you probably should read the nc we include in our application to let you know what we look for at the HOF, so there are no surprises if you don't make it. The HOF is very strict when it comes to viewing  applicants. Our board members are working djs and hosts too. When an applicant is a no show at their event, or their stream is as good as it should be. It tends to be a waste of our time.    

SLE: It’s understandable by holding high standards it is important to determine the right nominees. Who were the latest  nominees inducted into the SL Hall of fame this past year?

 

 Dia dufaux: WE HAD INDUCTED OVER 43 DEEJAYS AND HOSTS INDUCTED THIS YEAR!

SLE:  It is so nice to see venues like yours continuing to serve the people of Second life and recognize their talents and what they do for SL Music and events.  What does it take to be inducted into the Hall of Fame? 

dia dufaux: At the SLDJS&H Hall of Fame, we recognize three levels of awards. 

First Award: This is for Hall of Fame DJs and Hosts who have at least two years of experience. 

Second Award: This is awarded to DJs and hosts who have been inducted into the Hall of Fame and have more than ten years of experience. 

Third Award: The most distinguished, the Lifetime Achievement Award, is presented to honorary DJs and hosts who have dedicated over fifteen years to contributing to the Second Life community's development.

SLE: Last year when we interviewed you, We checked out the memorial for those who are no longer with us. I have to say, that is such a noble gesture to keep their spirits alive and give their friends a place to reflect on them and what they brought to the SL Music community. I know it takes a lot to keep the lights on. How can the community help keep the flame burning for future Sl generations?

 

 Dia Dufaux:Supporting us is quite simple. You can visit the Hall of Fame, add us to your favorites, leave a donation in the jar, tell your friends and family about us, and if you're interested, apply for a talented DJ or host that you may know. 

SLE: You have a special event coming up very soon. Can you share with our readers all the deets? 

Dia.dufaux: Yes, although I don't have a specific start date yet. The Hall of Fame event will coincide with our inaugural fundraiser, supporting a cause close to our hearts and aiding those in need. Our goal is to assist individuals affected by the hurricanes in North Carolina. We plan to invite DJs and hosts in Second Life to volunteer their time for this effort.

SLE: Even the virtual world can make a difference in the lives of those devastated by natural disasters. I applaud that.  I’m sure readers are wondering how they can nominate their favorite hosts and DJs,. How can they go about it? What is the criteria for nominees?

Dia Dufaux: Our application process is located at our landing page, which includes complete details on what we're seeking in a regular DJ or HOST. For an honorary DJ or Host, 10 years of experience is required. I recommend that applicants visit there to begin the process. Please note, any DJ or HOST aspiring to join HOF must have a minimum of 2 years' experience working in SL clubs.

SLE: Are you currently hiring? If so, what positions do you have available and how can SL job seekers apply?

Dia Dufaux:Unfortunately, we are not currently hiring, but we are always on the lookout for Hall of Fame DJs and hosts who have been inducted to join us as board members. Applications are available at the landing platform. 

SLE: Is there anything else you would like to share with our readers about SL DJ and Hosts Hall of Fame?

Dia Dufaux:We at the Hall of Fame (HOF) are honored to have served the talented individuals in Second Life (SL). We've encountered numerous wonderful people here. I hope that more visitors will stop by to view the talent plaques and read their inspiring stories housed at the HOF. You're welcome to attend our monthly inductions or simply chat with us. The HOF exists to celebrate SL's talent, which has always been supportive. Thank you, and we hope to see you soon.

NEWEST INDUCTEE WINNER!

SLE: Thank you for all you do for The SL Music Community and congratulations on 10 years of HOF!

Additional Information: 

SLURL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Aprils%20Sanctum/152/171/23

Group:secondlife:///app/group/f6f40836-c826-1e9e-6e90-e6c8ee9c8439/about

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/SLDJHALLOFFAME/

Preferred Contact: Dia Dufaux

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Premier Wrestling "Full Circle" MEGA Event

 

Premier Wrestling is proud to announce its most monumental event to date, Full Circle, taking place on November 12th at 1 PM SLT in the immersive world of Second Life. This event, equivalent to the WWE's legendary WrestleMania, promises an electrifying spectacle of virtual athleticism, drama, and storytelling like never before. Since its inception in April 2019, Premier Wrestling has been a trailblazer in bringing professional wrestling to the virtual stage. Founded by Vince Aftermath and Trey Steele-Legendary, the organization boasts nearly 15 years of combined experience, making it the go to destination for wrestling entertainment in Second Life. With flagship shows like Overload, Attitude, and the traveling sensation Unplugged, Premier Wrestling has captivated a global audience with its dynamic storylines and unforgettable characters. What to Expect at Full Circle This year's Full Circle is shaping up to be the event of the virtual world century, featuring the best talent from across Premier Wrestling's roster. Expect high octane matches, surprise appearances, and dramatic storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a long time fan or new to the world of virtual wrestling, Full Circle offers something for everyone. Join the Premier Wrestling Family Want to be more than just a fan?? Are you passionate about wrestling and looking for a new challenge? Premier Wrestling is always on the lookout for talented performers, whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting. Our comprehensive training program ensures that everyone, from newcomers to veteran Second Life users, is equipped with the skills to shine in the ring and beyond. Premier Wrestling is more than just a federation, it's a global community. With over 70 staff members from countries like Brazil, Canada, and Egypt, we pride ourselves on fostering an inclusive environment. Our structured management team ensures smooth operations across multiple time zones, providing a seamless experience for performers and fans. Why Join Us? >Comprehensive Training: Learn the ropes of Second Life and wrestling with our expert trainers. >Creative Freedom: Develop your character, contribute to storylines, and grow as a performer. >Global Community: Connect with fellow wrestling enthusiasts from around the world.

Don’t miss your chance to be part of Full Circle! Experience the thrill of Premier Wrestling and take your first step into an exciting virtual world of sports entertainment.

-Links- Website www.premier-wrestling.com Discord https://discord.gg/sY95kN8WAQ Twitter https://x.com/PWrestling2019 Patreon Website https://www.patreon.com/c/premierwrestling/shop Location http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Elston/83/176/22

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 🎶 November 17th - SL Enquirer Open Mic Songwriter Auditions! L$5000 Awaits the Best Original or Cover! 🎶

The Open Mic Songwriter Auditions are back, and this time, we're bringing the spirit of Thanksgiving to SL! Join us on Sunday, November 17, from 1 PM to 4 PM SLT at the SL Enquirer for an afternoon filled with music, laughter, and the warmth of community.

Hosted by the always-charismatic Ninja Antwoord and featuring the sensational musical talent of Wolfie Starfire, this event is all about coming together—whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, we’re here to celebrate your unique sound and creativity.

Bring your original songs or put your own spin on a cover, and you could walk away with a L$5000 cash prize for the best performance. With music that brings people together, the stakes are high and the atmosphere is even higher, so get ready to share your talent with a family of fellow creators!

Thanks to our generous sponsors, Terry's Place and KM Music Management, these auditions are more than just a competition—they're a chance to connect, share your passion, and feel the support of an incredible, vibrant community. This Thanksgiving season, we’re celebrating friends, family, and music in the most meaningful way.

Whether you’re here for the friendly competition, the great company, or the chance to take your music career to the next level, don’t miss this opportunity to shine. Bring your best songs, your heart full of gratitude, and your voice ready to inspire.

We can’t wait to see you there for an unforgettable afternoon of music, friends, and fun!
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With over 15 years experience reporting virtual world news and participating in numerous charities, events and sponsorships across the grid, the SL Enquirer is the longest running media source in SL. We love working with our fans!

Contact: Ninja, SLE Events Coordinator (ninjaantwoord resident)

Public Landmark:

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Akamai/214/23/22

Website:

http://www.slenquirer.com/

Social Media:

https://www.facebook.com/TheSLEnquirer/

https://twitter.com/LanaiJarrico/

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Performer Website:

Wolfie Starfire -

https://wolfiestarfire.com/

https://www.facebook.com/wolfie.starfire/

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Spotlight on the United Federation Starfleet: A Star Trek Community Like No Other. Moonite1687 Reporting...

In the vast virtual world of Secondlife, one community stands out for its dedication to science-fiction roleplay and the Star Trek universe—the United Federation Starfleet (UFS). Established in Second Life circa 2006, UFS is the longest-running Star Trek roleplay and fan-based community on Secondlife, offering an unparalleled immersive experience for Trekkies around the globe.

UFS transports its members into a meticulously crafted Star Trek environment, complete with ships, stations, and roleplayer missions that bring the beloved universe to life. Set in Sector001, this "Trek-themed playground" allows members to live out their Starfleet dreams, participating in various activities that enhance the roleplaying experience.

What truly sets UFS apart is its strong sense of community. Members from all corners of the world come together, united by their passion for Star Trek, creating a supportive and friendly environment where lasting friendships are formed. Regular events, such as Fleet Week, running from November 17th to 23rd, foster a sense of belonging and camaraderie among members and celebrate and reward outstanding contributions to the role-playing experience.

UFS encourages creative expression through roleplay, storytelling, and character development. Members can create their own Starfleet characters, complete with detailed backstories and personalities, and engage in collaborative storytelling. This not only enriches the roleplaying experience but also helps members develop their creative writing and acting skills.

Moreover, the community offers a variety of educational programs and training sessions. Members can learn about Starfleet operations, from command and engineering to medical and science divisions. These programs are designed to be both informative and enjoyable, providing members with a deeper understanding of the Star Trek universe and its components.

Joining the UFS community comes with numerous benefits. Participating in roleplaying helps develop valuable skills such as teamwork, leadership, problem-solving, and communication—skills that are not only useful within the community but also transferable to real-life situations.

UFS also provides a platform for social interaction and networking. Members can meet like-minded individuals, share their interests, and build meaningful relationships. This can be particularly beneficial for those looking to expand their social circles or find a supportive community.

Above all, UFS offers a fun way to engage with the Star Trek universe. Whether participating in a mission, attending an event, or simply exploring the virtual world, there's always something exciting to do at UFS.

The shared passion for Star Trek creates a strong bond among members, making UFS a welcoming and inclusive space for all roleplayers of all creeds, backgrounds, orientations, gender identities, and racial categories.

In conclusion, the United Federation Starfleet is more than just a roleplay community; it's a place where Star Trek fans can come together, share their passion, and create lasting memories. Whether you're a seasoned roleplayer or new to the world of Star Trek, UFS offers something for everyone, making it a truly unique and rewarding experience.

Please drop by the inworld headquarters to gather more information here: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/UF%20Starfleet%20Headquarters/128/241/66

You may also want to follow the UFS community in their journey across all their social media forums here:

Group: secondlife:///app/group/72f97092-8448-92b8-c9db-b0e074403cf1/about

URL: https://www.ufstarfleet.org/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ufstarfleet

Twitter: https://x.com/ufstarfleet

Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/groups/unitedfederationstarfleet/

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAhKMb8OI_TUd0eq3N_rAfg

Preferred contact: Evelyn Rieko (UFS Joint Chief of Communications) 

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PREMIER WRESTLING: SL’s WRESTLING AT IT’S FINEST – JOSH (THOMAS1 BELLIC) REPORTING

 

PREMIER WRESTLING: SL’s WRESTLING AT IT’S FINEST – JOSH (THOMAS1 BELLIC) REPORTING

I was making my rounds the other day and happened to drop in at the Norsewood T Nightfire Arena, home to Premier Wrestling.  Of the few wrestling arenas in SL, Premier wrestling is fast becoming…well…Premier!   I saw a poster for an upcoming Wrestling match, “Full Circle”, to be held Nov 12 beginning at 1:00pm SLT,  and I just  happened to catch one of the Wrestlers, Texander Lee Carthage…. affectionately known as TLC by his friends and opponents alike…and he graciously consented to answer a few questions about this rapidly growing entertainment medium for the more discerning residents of SecondLife.

Josh (Thomas1 Bellic) (JB):     Thanks for agreeing to chat with me, TLC.  So....a softball question:  How long have you been involved with Premier Wrestling in SL?

Texander Lee Carthage  (TLC):     Ya boy TLC, the thrill seeker, the adrenaline rusher, has been doing this thing with Premier Wrestling for two years now, since February 2022.

JB:     So tell me, TLC. Why is it that you wrestle?

TLC:     Haha, that's a great question! There’re so many reasons, but if I had to sum it up - It was always a childhood dream of mine! Also, what could be more thrilling than fighting the bad guys and hearing the crowd shout your name? I fight for my wife, Nikki, my two daughters, and of course - my fans!

JB:     Who are some of the wrestlers you looked up to growing up?

TLC:     Well, if it isn't pretty obvious, my biggest influence is Bret the Hitman Hart. He's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Other big influences I have though are: Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, The Rock, The Undertaker, and The 1-2-3 Kid. Yeah, I'm from that generation of wrestling!

JB:     Who would you say is the greatest wrestler of all SL Time?

TLC:     Ya know, I've fought against many opponents that really gave me the thrill that I'm seeking in the ring. Ya boy has had some insane moments that pushed me to my limits! But if I'm being real with ya, I gotta say the greatest wrestler of all time's gotta be none other than my own mentor, the one who got me started and to this day remains an incredible inspiration and friend to me - Dany The Thunder.

JB:     I understand there are several wrestling Sims in SL.  Why did you choose to wrestle with Premier Wrestling?

TLC:     Are you kidding? Premier Wrestling is AMAZING! This fed resonates with me so well. I had done my research before joining a fed and Premier Wrestling is just a great community. They take really great care of me so it was an easy choice!

JB:     In RL Wrestling, it is widely assumed that the matches are all "fixed" and the winner is usually the one with the most elaborate costume.  So, your secret is safe with me (and our 170,000 viewers each month)...Are Premier Wrestling Matches rigged?

TLC:     ...HAH. Rigged? Ya think ya boy could get the thrill he seeks if all his opponents just laid down and took the L? NEVER! When you see me bleed....you're seeing me bleeding. When you see me putting someone in their place, believe me, they remember it! What you see is what you get!

JB:     Do you have a “signature move” that you are known for?  That special thing that you do that is a guaranteed hit in the ring?

TLC:     Oh there are a few but I can tell you the one the fans come for is my Adrenaline Rush! That usually happens when I'm near losing the match...when it's all but certain that I'm going down...the adrenaline just surges through my veins and out of nowhere, my opponent is treated to a barrage of moves that puts them down for the count!

JB:     So tell me.  What do you think about your opponent for the upcoming match?

TLC:     This season, ya boy doesn't just have one opponent...I'm facing against THREE who seem committed to humiliate me both in the ring and out of the ring. These three are known as The Power Brokers! They've done some serious damage and are trying to overthrow my Undisputed Champion title for their own sick games but ya know what? It's NOT gonna happen! They're overly confident, and they're about to discover why I am ATTITUDE's Undisputed Champion!

JB:     How can your fans learn about your upcoming matches?

TLC:     First is always on Premier Wrestling's network: Twitter (https://twitter.com/PWrestling2019), and YouTube: (https://www.youtube.com/@PremierWrestling). Second is my own network: Twitter (https://twitter.com/tlc_the_fighter), and YouTube: (https://www.youtube.com/@tlcthefighter)

JB:     Is there anything else you would like to tell our SL Readers?

TLC:     Of course! I want to tell y'all about an incredible show coming up that we're doing called FULL CIRCLE! You DON'T want to miss this! There's going to be a LOT going on including ya boy in the ring! It's all going down NOVEMBER 12th at 1pm SLT! Tickets are on sale NOW! If you want that thrill, you'll be there!

So there you have it folks, straight from the mouth of the man who should know.  If you have never seen a big League wrestling in SL, now is your chance to do so.  If you have been in the past, and were waiting for an excuse to do so again, Come on out to the Norsewood T Nightfire Arena, located at:

SURL:    http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Elston/101/172/22

Learn more about TLC by checking out his social media sites below:

FLICKR:  https://www.flickr.com/photos/194160053@N05/

TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/tlc_the_fighter

For another take on this exciting event, check out our interview with PREMIER WRESTLING WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION- KANDY PEREZ, at   http://www.slenquirer.com/2024/11/premier-wrestling-womens-world-champion.html

 Get your tickets soon, because they do expect a sell-out crowd.  In order to keep the lag to a minimum, they keep the crowds small.  Only 15 people.  So, hurry and snag a ticket before they are all gone.

And when you get there, tell ‘em Josh sent ya.  You’ll be glad you did.

Be there! Aloha!

JB

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Exploring Second Life's Best Fall Fashion Stores - Wanda Starchild reporting

As fall settles into Second Life (SL), avatars everywhere are embracing the season with layers, textures, and rich, autumnal colors. This year, several standout stores are leading the way in crafting unique, fall-appropriate outfits. If you’re looking to spice up your SL wardrobe with cozy sweaters, chic jackets, or trendy boots, here’s a look at five stores that excel in fall fashion.

The first destination that captured my attention was Blume.Blume is a rising favorite in Second Life, known for its playful and vibrant designs. The store specializes in fresh, feminine styles that are perfect for adding a touch of warmth and color to your fall wardrobe. With cozy knits, floral-printed dresses, and mix-and-match separates, Blume offers pieces that make a soft yet stylish statement. Their fall collection often includes pastel-toned sweaters, plaid skirts that work well for both casual outings and more polished settings. If you’re looking for a store that brings a sense of youthful charm to fall fashion, Blume’s diverse offerings are ideal for creating layered, cozy looks.

The second place I ventured to was Lunar.Lunar has quickly become a beloved name in Second Life fashion, especially for those looking to combine trendy styles with vibrant color choices. Founded in 2019, Lunar brings a fresh, contemporary feel to fall wardrobes with collections that feature bodysuits, dresses, and matching sets in bold colors and unique textures. This season, their popular "Tess" and "Lulu" collections showcase pieces that work beautifully in fall layers or as stand-alone statements. With a strong eye for detail, Lunar’s designs cater to both casual and elegant looks, making them versatile for different settings within SL. Members of Lunar’s in-world group enjoy a 10% discount, making it a favorite among SL shoppers looking for stylish and affordable fall options​.

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The third stop on my journey was C’est la vie!If a cozy, casual fall look is more your style, C’est la vie! captures the season’s laid-back vibe perfectly. This store’s fall collection includes soft sweaters, comfortable skirts, and wool scarves that radiate a cozy, relaxed charm. With an emphasis on soft, pastel colors mixed with classic autumn tones, C’est la vie! outfits can suit both daytime explorations and social gatherings in SL. C’est la vie! is known for pieces that blend elegance and comfort, allowing avatars to look stylish and feel relaxed. It’s ideal for those who want a gentle, whimsical look without sacrificing warmth and seasonal flair.

The fourth location I explored was Salt & Pepper.Salt & Pepper stands out in Second Life for its creative and interactive fashion options. Known for high-quality designs that incorporate unique features, such as wet-look textures that respond to in-world water, Salt & Pepper adds a touch of immersive realism to avatar styling. Their fall collections include a range of outerwear and accessories with functionality and flair, making them perfect for layered, seasonal looks. The Salt & Pepper main store is located in the scenic Birdcage region, where visitors can browse their collections and explore the desert landscape on horseback. This combination of innovative textures and thoughtful design makes Salt & Pepper a must-visit for avatars looking to make a statement​.

The fifth destination I discovered was Ison.For avatars seeking modern, structured looks, Ison has become a household name in Second Life fashion. Known for clean lines, tailored fits, and sleek silhouettes, Ison’s fall collection features trench coats, blazers, and long cardigans that offer a refined touch to any outfit. Ison's pieces often come in neutral tones, providing a minimalist yet stylish approach to fall fashion. Whether you’re heading to a formal gathering or just exploring the virtual world, Ison’s designs offer a timeless appeal with a contemporary twist, perfect for the season’s layered styles.

Fall fashion in Second Life is an exciting time for avatars to experiment with layering, textures, and warm colors. Whether you’re drawn to Blueberry’s versatile basics, Lunar’s trendy vibrancy, C’est la vie!’s cozy vibes, Salt & Pepper’s innovative interactive designs, or Ison’s minimalist structure, these stores provide a range of styles that fit the season. With so many options available, every avatar can find pieces that reflect their personal style while embracing the essence of fall.

So, head out to these stores, mix and match, and embrace the new season in style! From cozy casual to modern chic, Second Life offers endless possibilities for crafting the perfect fall wardrobe.

TELEPORT TO SHOP!

Blume - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Bruschetta/146/46/1301

Lunar - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Lunar%20and%20Friends/102/139/20

C’est la vie - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Harlman/161/23/50

Salt & Pepper - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Salt%20and%20Pepper/114/124/41

ISON - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Stilast/214/167/28

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EROTIQUE BURLESQUE: Our showgirls are steaming hot. In skintight attire or hardly any at all. Come see for yourselves Friday Nov 8/2024 at 7:15pm slt.

 

EROTIQUE BURLESQUE: Our showgirls are steaming hot. In skintight attire or hardly any at all, they make us want to live in a galaxy bombarded with evil monsters and invading aliens. Come see for yourselves Friday Nov 8/2024 at 7:15pm slt.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/French%20Soleil/117/135/28

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GET TO THE POLLS AND VOTE! LANAI JARRICO MAKING SL AWESOME AGAIN!

Politics and Religion are the worst conversation starters in any arena if you are not ready to knuckle up with those who do not share your views.  All it does is create drama and chaos, especially with Karens. This is a very important election year and your voice needs to be heard! As you know every vote counts unless you mail in your ballot and it ends up in a pile of ashes because entitled ignoramuses like to start fires in hopes that they make a difference. 

This year we are adding a new candidate to split the chaos right down the middle.  None other than the infamous Lanai Jarrico.  She can hold her own in Second Life with 18 years of experience dealing every f*ckery you can imagine in the virtual world when it comes to speaking her mind and bringing something different to the table.  In light of all the recent events that have been clouding the elections in particular this P. Diddy fiasco that seems to grow every day taking away from the Election Spotlight.  We are asking that no bottles of baby oil be brought to any political events within Second life. We would also like to kindly ask that anyone wishing to storm the Sl Enquirer Media Center with any insurrection rhetoric, you will be automatically given a lifetime ban and clowned hard in a griefer police report.

President Self Elect, Lanai Jarrico promises very important reforms that will enhance your Second life experience and protect the good people of this global community. She believes in the right to protect yourself. She doesn't own a gun .. yet but she holds a pen that would slice through a crowd like butter so rest assured you have a guardian in the virtual world that will serve and protect you by any virtual world storytelling means necessary.

Her first day in office she will sign executive orders on the following topics to ensure every breedable pet is safe and unharmed by anyone looking for a cheap meal.  

When it comes to the economy. To each their own.  If it's a strip pole, you get to keep all your tips! Pimps and hoes will have the same rights!

 Land Barons can continue to hike up home rental prices all they want. It’s cheaper to be a premium member and get a free Linden Home… just sayin.

For the whole month of November anyone who messages lanai Jarrico with “ I voted for you!”, will receive a FREE One Month Ad. (Limited space available.. First come first serve!)

Broke Newbies will no longer be frowned upon for begging for lindens. The SL Enquirer has job opportunities so send the broke avies to us! We  also promise free shoes. 

Next order of business will be making sure every avatar is treated with the same respect received. Lanai will practice the golden rule until the opposite party forfeits their right to be treated with respect.  There goes the Grid Wide Peace talk.

Griefers who continue to harass others and create issues for no apparent reason will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the non existent law and will receive a lifetime archived SLE police report that will tarnish their avatar name and reputation forcing them to create an ALT with the same consequences. That’s Griefer Reform!

UFOS ARE REAL, There goes your full disclosure. If you ever looked up at the sky and said WTF is that? Then you my friend… saw an unidentified flying object.

I just want to end this with a very important quote. Presidents come and go… WU TANG FOREVER B*TCHES!

VOTE FOR LANAI JARRICO FOR UNOFFICIAL PRESIDENT OF SECOND LIFE!

This message is approved by the SL Enquirer

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