SL Police Report: BREAKING NEWS! Santa Got Sleigh Jacked!- The SL Enquirer reporting...

 At approximately 6:52 pm SLT on December 11th, witnesses reported Santa got knocked out cold with a pile of gifts launched by an assailant who looked strikingly similar to Lanai Jarrico. One witness saw a woman dressed in a full length faux fur coat, hurling profanities and saying something about the worst Tinder date ever before proceeding to launch gifts at Santa.  Another witness was scared to identify the attacker for fear of...

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Cabin Rentals Available at the Dreamz Express!

 The Dreamz Express has arrived! Relive the magic of this classic holiday story with your family and friends on a real train. Do you believe? Visit Toy Land, the North Pole, and meet Santa and his helpers. Are you ready to embark on a journey of a lifetime? Cabin rentals are also available on a first come first serve basis. Taxi: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dreamz/52/115...

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Santa Claus : A menace to society? - Dean Lawson reporting

  As a Second Life reporter who is concerned with human rights in the virtual world I was stunned to discover that Santa Claus has been using slave labor to manufacture and distribute his toys. That’s right, jolly old Santa has been using unpaid elf and reindeer laborers to expand his toy emporium and not one of his “employees” has declared an income for as long as Santa’s workshop has been in business.     In fact,...

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Interview with Santa- Lanai Jarrico Reporting...

Every year I try to get an interview with Jolly ol’ St Nick but he has avoided me for the past two years. After hanging outside his cottage interrogating elves for hours with a homemade fruitcake in hand and apologizing out loud for what I had done, finally Santa let me in and forgave me for infiltrating his naughty list and disturbing the peace. He agreed to an interview under two simple condition… that I stop harassing him and I behave myself. Lanai:...

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Interview with a Disgruntled Elf- Lanai Jarrico Reporting…

This article is back by popular demand Christmas is fast approaching and I wanted to interview Santa because he is this holiday’s most popular mascot. However, it seems St. Nick was upset with me and too busy trying to re-edit the naughty list. Apparently someone hacked his computer and saved a bunch of avatars from receiving lumps of coal this year.  *innocent look* I tried to interview Mrs. Clause but she declined my...

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