We live in a world controlled by technology. There are
over 7 billion people on this earth; about 6.5 billion have a cell phone glued
to their hand or in reaching distance. Now with the Pokémon craze, many have
found a new reason to be more entranced by their handheld devices. I speculate
more trips to the ER with injuries related to not paying attention in public, the
divorce rate will jump another 15% and within 5 years babies will be born with
a genetic disposition to anti socialism. That is assuming people will have
actual sex for conception purposes. Some
people just don’t have the time for the kids they have or the donor of the genes they need to reproduce. Call me
crazy rightfully so but am I making enough sense to at least land a job at a
local Walmart as a greeter?
Anyway, why bother even looking up from a screen anymore
when all forms of communication are taking over old fashion face to face
engagement?
We’ve become a society bored with each other and more
self centered. If we took a look at our Facebook feed we can tell who had what for breakfast, lunch and or dinner,
stupid meme’s about life goals people don’t even follow, opinions about the
mundane and just stupid selfies with the shameless duck face. Some have even
mastered the perfect camera angle to eliminate double chins and all the rolls
they have accumulated since the last time anyone seen them in public. Nothing
seems to be real anymore. Most seem to trudge through life molding perceptions
about themselves but not even owning up to their own reality.
The SL Enquirer sat down with a rambling lunatic to talk
about the world through the eyes of the utterly deranged and for the love of
humanity I make more sense than a person not loaded with medication.
What the FUDGE is going on around here? I have no
flipping clue but who cares anyway? It has been approximately 15 hours since
I’ve lifted my head from my phone to even absorbed the chaos that swirls around
me. I may be wearing the same clothes for the past week, hardly had any sleep
but I sure love the life I live. At least I think so, ask me that when I’m off
meds and I might break down crying because it is my crutch. Or maybe I just
can’t help the way my emotions change from hot and cold.
There really is no main objective to this article. I was
asked to ramble on the record so I’m seizing the moment while I have at least
one person’s attention.
If I was normal, I’d work all day for someone else and
their unrealistic expectations, enjoy 2 breaks and a half hour lunch. My back
would hurts and the corns on my feet will grow by the day in these damn shoes.
Besides that, I’ll have no time to sit on my ass for a second to even check my
calls, personal emails, Oh yeah or even spend quality time with my family. Right now, I choose to ramble to the masses
and get everything off my sloppy hairy chest because I’ve been given this
monumental opportunity. I love the SL Enquirer and all that it stands for. It
gives anyone a voice that is willing to take advantage of it. By you reading
this is served a purpose. I just either wasted your time or made you reflect on
your own life.
That is more than I can say about those who share their thoughts
in character limited posts on social media just waiting for someone to like or
comment on it. I could give a blind flying nun on a broomstick what anyone
thinks but it sure felt good to just ramble about the world and the decline of
intelligence.
That leaves me with one question for you. How do you see the
world?