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Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Entitled blonde porn star meets The SL Enquirer and it ends with a slew of charges

On March 9, 2022, at approximately 6:45 pm SLT, SLE was contacted by Paaulachco Babii aka Jigglie Juggs Velvet asking for a face-to-face meeting with Lanai Jarrico when she realized she was the CEO. Aside from being a fangirl, she is also a low budget blonde porn star from the Crack Den and paid SLE a visit dressed in what can only be described as a freebie store bikini trying to explain what she wanted but her body seemed to be possessed by alien...

Monday, April 20, 2015

Breaking News! SL Weed Dispensary Gets Stood up by unknown assailants! 500L Reward

April 20th, 2015- In the early morning hours of April 19th, two unidentified assailants entered CannabiSL Central and approached the dispensary clerk at prim point. According to evidence gathered from surveillance, the female appears to be the stronghold as her accomplice searched the clerk’s pockets before proceeded to load pounds of marijuana into the back of a multi colored EL Camino before they sped off through the grid. One witness said...

 
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