Everyone has skeletons in
their closets. The real question is,
would you let a stranger take a peek in yours?
I polled 20 Second Life citizens and asked them all the same question,
"What secrets are the skeletons in your closet hiding?" The results were both unbelievable and surprising. From this project, I noticed that women were
more forthcoming with telling a stranger their deepest, darkest secret than
men. Out of everyone polled, there were
5 citizens who not only had skeletons in their closets, these skeletons were
dancing! Here are the five most intense
and iniquitous skeletons, names have been concealed to protect their
identities.
Female nurse: The major
secret that I hide, is that I'm a nymphomaniac and I ended up in the middle of
a 30 man gang-bang at Eroticon a few years ago.
LadyLoveDr: Were you left with
any gifts that keep on giving?
Female nurse: Fortunately not! All of it was
protected and safe!
Female bartender: I've done hard time for possession of narcotics with intent to
sell. It actually wasn't mine, it was
just in my car and my passenger refused to admit it was his.
LadyLoveDr: How long were you
locked up?
Female bartender: I was sentenced to three and a half years but ended up only doing a
little under 2 years total.
Male librarian: If you're talking real life, I'd have to say it's that I weigh over 350
pounds. If your referring to second
life, it would be that I had drunk sex with the stripper at my bachelor party.
LadyLoveDr: Does your SL wife
know about the drunk sex?
Male librarian: She doesn't get on SL anymore so I guess you can say i'm a widower. But I don't think she suspected
anything. Since we're on the subject,
are you single and looking?
LadyLoveDr: Sorry to disappoint
you, my SL avatar is A-sexual.
Male librarian: I have no idea what that means.
LadyLoveDr: Basically it means I
don't attach myself to anyone else. I'm
strictly solo.
Female dog groomer: I had sex with my boss for a raise in pay. It was the biggest mistake of my life.
LadyLoveDr: How much of a raise
did you get?
Female dog groomer: The deal was he would make it worth my while. As it turned out, he wanted to get more of it
than I did. He wanted to give me 5 cents
in raise every time I slept with him.
LadyLoveDr: What was the final
result?
Female dog groomer: I got a better paying job and didn't have to sleep with anyone to
advance my career.
Male sous chef: I lied on my job application about graduating from culinary school.
Technically, I don't even have my high school diploma.
LadyLoveDr: Where did you learn
to cook?
Male sous chef: I watched the cooking network like twenty-four seven. I learned a bunch of great stuff on there!
LadyLoveDr: Did they ever find
out you lied?
Male sous chef: No, I know so much about cooking, they never even question anything!
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