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Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 9, 2025

APRIL @TheMMAC

Following a multiple sim packing celebration of eighteen years, the MULTI MEDIA ARTS CENTER in Second Life continues with a full slate of performances and activities through the month of April.Schedule highlights include...Song stylist ROXANNE ISABEL this Thursday.+ Friday, Spanish crooner ARAGON DUCROT & THE WET DREAM DANCERS return with their stage show, plus DUDE! Debuts, in Cabaret Carlotta.In The Jazz Link, Sunday evening, Argentine...

Monday, December 11, 2023

SL Police Report: BREAKING NEWS! Santa Got Sleigh Jacked!- The SL Enquirer reporting...

 At approximately 6:52 pm SLT on December 11th, witnesses reported Santa got knocked out cold with a pile of gifts launched by an assailant who looked strikingly similar to Lanai Jarrico. One witness saw a woman dressed in a full length faux fur coat, hurling profanities and saying something about the worst Tinder date ever before proceeding to launch gifts at Santa.  Another witness was scared to identify the attacker for fear of...

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

MASCOT SERIES TEASER: THE SHIPYARD MASCOT NAPPING- Lanai Jarrico Reporting…

It has been a couple of weeks since Lanai send Larry the Leprechaun on a mission. And somehow it ended up on the news. Avies across the grid are starting to talk after surveillance caught some very interesting and strange footage. As of yet no one can Identify the hippie prison escapee or explain the selfie stick, It was obvious the Mascotnapper used some form of a spray to attack and subdue whatever was in that shipment.   Larry the leprechaun...

Thursday, March 16, 2023

SLE MASCOT SERIES: Interview with a Leprechaun 2023-A Mascotnapping Job- Lanai Jarrico Reporting…

BACKSTORY: Mascot series. We met up with Larry in 2021, after an Avatar Anonymous meeting. He was kicked out for trying to attack several of the members. He’s dating a fairy stripper he met at a club named Mercedes.  Her crib gets robbed of all of Larry’s gold and now Larry is trying to find out who did it - only a handful of mascots knew about it. The Easter Bunny and Uncle Sam are prime suspects. Cupid couldn't have done it, he’s too...

Thursday, January 5, 2023

POLICE REPORT: BREAKING NEWS! Lanai's Encounter with Karen at Starbucks leads to charges

 January 5, 2023- Lanai Jarrico was nearly arrested for disorderly conduct, simple assault, and battery with a rolled-up newspaper outside of Starbucks. Karen Smithstofferson, 45 of Honeysuckle Tart Estate filed a complaint while holding an ice pack over her eye and crying hysterically late Thursday afternoon claiming Lanai Jarrico attacked her with what she thought was a steel baseball bat for no reason. Karen also claimed she simply stopped...

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Comedy Relief: Slut Gear on Super sale in Second Life! Come get you some- Lanai Jarrico Reporting...

Since the beginning of Second Life, self-expression has been the #1 goal for many who embark on this virtual journey. Whether people like to express themselves artistically, musically, poetically, or verbally. It has all come down to one thing. Personality. Everyone has their own and it shows in the unique ways people communicate here while collecting friends who share common interests. Aside from personalities, a good visual helps enhance the...

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Ukraine vs Russia, Settled The Old Fashioned Way - Stacey Cardalines Reporting

 "You can't do that, it is an act of depravity!" "'Controversy creates cash.'" You are a fly on the wall at a meeting of Show Managers for Divas Wrestling sim. In the interest of full disclosure, this reporter is a "Spokesmodel" at this sim. One of the managers, who may be a Spokesmodel with a newspaper job on the side, is proposing a particularly brutal main event for one of the Divas shows. Before we go further, we must explain...

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

The Red Pug Pub presents Live Singer Icecremn Merlin - Rock / Blues -Wednesdays 4-5 pm SLT

 Come see our newest attraction - LIVE SINGER MUSICIAN Icecremn Merlin... he will entertain you with his awesome talent! Every Wednesday from 4-5pm SLTLIVE ENTERTAINMENTWE HAVE OPEN MIC NOW SEE CALENDAR FOR TIMESComedy - Live singers - Live bands and now OPEN MIC! LIVE ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR - https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/2?cid=dGhlcmVkcHVncHViQGdtYWlsLmNvbQ SLURL - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Heart/28/198/3005 FACEBOOK...

Monday, March 28, 2022

We Know have OPEN MIC ! At The Red Pug Pub Comedy and Live Entertainment!

 We are a new Venue!! we have a Dance Hall and a warm cozy Pub. We have OPEN MIC now 3 times a week and even more to come. Live music, live comedy, and more!!!Comedy - Live singers - Live bands and now OPEN MIC! LIVE ENTERTAINMENT SLURL - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Heart/28/198/3005 FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/TheRedPugPub CALENDAR - https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/2?cid=dGhlcmVkcHVncHViQGdtYWlsLmNvbQ FLICKR...

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Entitled blonde porn star meets The SL Enquirer and it ends with a slew of charges

On March 9, 2022, at approximately 6:45 pm SLT, SLE was contacted by Paaulachco Babii aka Jigglie Juggs Velvet asking for a face-to-face meeting with Lanai Jarrico when she realized she was the CEO. Aside from being a fangirl, she is also a low budget blonde porn star from the Crack Den and paid SLE a visit dressed in what can only be described as a freebie store bikini trying to explain what she wanted but her body seemed to be possessed by alien...

 
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