The Grinch here…. That pain in the ass reporter Lanai offered me some community service by putting together this extremely irritating collection of sh*t to do in Second Life. Instead of going around the grid and doing something nice to a bunch of random avatars, why not kill all the birds with one big fat stone!
I know all you virtual knuckleheads are littering the grid with your presence and spending countless hours standing around trying to figure out what to do next. Well I’m here to help only because I don’t have anything worse to do…I have a court order to find my holiday spirit. I’d rather be racking up at a wine & spirits whilst wasting this season away in a drunken stupor. *grumbles* HOWEVER, here goes my contributions to the Second Life community. You’re welcome…
SNOWBALL FIGHTS AND SLEIGH RIDE TOURS!
Visit Seasons Change at Blissful Dreams and flex that good throwing arm and bash in a few skulls with a snowball fight. (I’d pack a rock in it personally but a reindeer pellet is just as effective… If you aren’t in the mood for that, there’s always a good ol’ fashioned sleigh ride tour for exploring this embarrassing beautiful sim! The best part is your view is a horse's ass….You’re welcome.
Description: Winter, Christmas, dancing, ice skating, snow, snowball fights, sleigh rides, Santa Claus, Tree Farm, church, photos, photography, exploring.
Please change WL / Day Cycle to Shared Environment, /*Sky: "Phototools Moon Light
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Blissful%20Dreams/125/208/27
COEUR LAC D’ANNECY SUMMIT SKI LIFT RESORT
FFS, Why on Linden's pixelated grid would anybody want to strap a set of sticks on and plunge headfirst down a mountain… OHHHH wait, that could be entertaining if there were lots of trees. I’d pay for tickets to see a bunch of avies bounce around like pinballs.
Description: The summit ski lift station is your drop off point for skiing adventures! Walk or ski down the ramps to the ski lodge. From there, use the western slope for Slalom timed runs. The eastern slope is for freestyle skiing for 1 to 8 skiers. Snowmobiles too!
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Coeur%20Lac%20Annecy/51/21/2179
ICE SKATING AT SEASIDE ICE!
What an oxymoron this is…Ice skating seaside. Why not attempt ice surfing?
Ice Skating can be a serious sport in real life if you suck at keeping your balance like a runway model wearing 8 inch high stilettos but have no fear in Second Life, you can’t break an ankle or two! Better yet break a leg and check out Seaside Ice, strap on those ice skates and get your swan dance going across this frozen pond! Don’t tell em’ I sent you.
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sailors%20Cove/98/181/23
Broke for the holidays and don’t have ice skates? DSL got that covered with HUDS and Rezzers on the cheap.
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Pandorus/243/122/37
LOOKING FOR AN ALL IN ONE PLACE TO SKI, SNOWBOARD OR PLAY SOME HOCKEY?
I can’t stand Lanai, she always has to be in the middle of pictures like she's some sort of superstar or something…. Anyway, Check out Spectators Section- Cleary Arena! There’s all kinds of sh*t to do at this winter sports community. Go play some hockey and get a bunch of teeth knocked out.
Description: Welcome, friends! Enjoy FREE ICE SKATING, SKIING, SNOWBOARDING, SKI JUMP, ICE HOCKEY! Play or watch GOHA ice hockey and other winter activities. New residents, freebies, sports, and a myriad of winter fun awaits you. Home of Winterfest 2010.
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Cross%20Check/121/200/42
WINTER FUN AND GAMES AT NYSHALA
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a toe or an eye or both! Check it out but don’t say I didn’t threaten you with a good time. If you see me at Whoville, don’t ask for a selfie with me. I don’t know you or like you!
TING BOWLING MINI GOLF BUMPER CARS DEMO DERBY. RELAX, HANG OUT, DANCE. GAMES GREEDY, PENTADEE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY AND MORE
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Nyshala/137/138/22
Ok you little wastes of cyberspace, I did a lot of the footwork for winter activities in Second Life. If you still haven’t found something fun to do this winter, reevaluate your SL situation and get back to basics with an Atari!
-The Grinch
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