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Monday, March 29, 2021

SLE POLICE REPORT: The Easter Bunny gets busted selling Easter Grass!





 3/29/21-Earl the Easter Bunny was fired from his job at the local freebie mall and is currently in SL jail awaiting trial on a slew of possession and intent to deliver charges.  According to recent eyewitness reports, Earl the Easter Bunny was apprehended early Monday morning while trying to sell grass in a child avie school zone. Earl attempted to escape but was tackled and hauled off. An investigation is still underway.


TO BE CONTINUED...


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