12/23/2020- SLE Police Report
In a tragic turn of events at The SL Enquirer Media Center on December 23rd the beloved by some and hated by others, CEO of The SL Enquirer, Lanai Jarrico was unexpectedly laid out cold by an overly decorated Christmas Tree. It happened early Tuesday morning as Jarrico attempted to hang one last ornament. Only time will tell how much damage was done to the tree.
According to witnesses near the scene, Miss Jarrico had a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand. She appeared to be drunk while singing "Deck the Halls with Santa's Baaaaaa**s". When the tree came crashing down.
Sources at SL General Hospital say, pine needle removal is underway and Lanai is expected to make a full recovery. No further comments were issued about her blood alcohol levels and drug test. However, one insider commented about a strong smell of marijuana as paramedics rushed her into the ER.
The Second Life Community can take a sigh of relief that Jarrico will survive this horrendous incident.
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what can I say to this but......stay away from trees hahahaha
ReplyDelete"I'm spilling over like a heavy loaded fruit tree."
ReplyDeleteLike a tree that's planted by the water, I will not be moved.
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