Spring is finally here as the weather starts to warm up and
colorful flowers are blooming. It is the
season for renewal and celebrating Easter and spring break! In Second Life residents are preparing for
the change in seasons by picking up the snow and rezzing, fresh grass, flowers
and greenery. To celebrate spring, many
shops are having sales, venues are doing hunts and more people are hanging out
and hooking up. Spring seems to have
that effect.
During Easter break, SLE set out in search for the Easter
Bunny to find out what his plans are. He’s
not an easy mascot to catch up with but a few tricks up the CEO’s sleeve helped
lure him in for an interview. She just didn’t plan on such a dramatic display.
Lanai:
Hey You! I have been trying to track you down for days now. Sorry about the
intrusion but I figure this place would attract you. Got some time to
talk?
The Easter Bunny: If
it isn’t Ms. Jarrico…. WTF! *tries to cover up his carrot* I thought this was a
private spa!
Lanai:
Language! Before you get upset, let me
explain… I have been all over the grid asking for you and no one seems to know
where you’ve been. A Leprechaun named
Larry, who was on his way to the Bahamas for Spring break, told me you were
into facials, massages and happy endings, whatever that means…. so I figured if
I visit some spas I might find you and sure enough you were here!
The Easter Bunny: So
this was a trap? Was that all he said to you? *suspicious tone*
Lanai:
Pretty much. However, he did tell me you
weren’t a very good tipper after private sessions.
*looks at him suspicious*
The Easter Bunny: Oh never
mind him… He’s loaded with his pot of gold so he shouldn’t complain about that.
Lanai:
If you say so. Now you have me curious. What exactly is a happy ending? That
leprechaun seemed a bit jilted when he mentioned it.
The Easter Bunny: Well… Um. Wait a minute… Is this some kind of
interrogation? I’ll just say happy endings are legal on most adult sims in SL
so I’m in no violation nor obligated to share that information with you!
Lanai:
Geez! Calm down, you act like I just caught you in some kind of controversy!
The Easter Bunny: All
I wanted was to relax… Now if you don’t mind…scram.
Lanai:
Hey now relax and pull the carrot out you’re a$$. I just wanted to ask what your plans were for
Easter break and surprise you with your friend.
Larry the Leprechaun:
Hey handsome. Remember me?
The Easter Bunny: You
have got to be kidding me!!! What’s HE doing here? Ya know, if this wasn’t a
“free” spa I’d want my money back!
Larry the Leprechaun:
Don’t act surprised to see me after all we have been through.
The Easter Bunny:
Lanai! You set me up! I am writing a letter to Santa and you are going to be
sorry for this!
Lanai: Wait what?
Larry, told me you would be delighted to see him…
The Easter Bunny: Like hell I am! Get him out of here. I have
reason to believe he gave me a “Chicago Sunroof” and ruined all the Easter
baskets I had worked so hard on. I couldn’t make any deliveries for Easter.
Larry ruined it for everyone!
Lanai: a what?
Larry the Leprechaun:
*innocent grin*
The Easter Bunny: look
it up on urbandictionary.com
Lanai: *looks it up* OH FFS! That’s disgusting!
Larry the Leprechaun:
I’m sorry, I was mad. You are lucky you didn’t get an “Alabama Hayride” I’m
tired of you keeping us a secret. I thought I was your lucky charm but you know
what!?! You can kiss my blarney stone and the next time you want a happy ending
you better ask someone else. I’m done with you! You don’t even make a good Easter
Bunny, you look like the Trix Cereal Mascot on crack. You silly rabbit!
Lanai:
*looks
that up* wow….
Larry the Leprechaun:
That’s right I said it!
The Easter Bunny:.*burst
out in tears feeling all defeated*
Lanai:
Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in a bad lifetime movie?
Larry the leprechaun:
Ms Jarrico. He and I have been dating for some time now and never once has he
showed this much emotion. So thank you, I’ll take him home now.
Lanai:
For a happy ending?
Larry the Leprechaun:
That and an “Easter Cream Egg”
Lanai:
*looks that up* OMG you are sick! This interview is over!
Happy
Spring SLE Fans!
References
Chicago Sunroof
Alabama Hayride
Easter Cream Egg
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LOL!
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