Ashley Madison Got Nothing on this SL Scandal! Are you on the List?

Since the Ashley Madison Scandal hit the fan and ousted a bunch of sideblinded celebrities and others, it is dwarfed compared to the massive scandal that has hit Second Life like a baseball bat out of hell!   Avatars across the internet are talking about the Ashley Madison mess and countless account holders are left explaining themselves to their spouses. SL is in need of a good scandal ousting, let’s see if we can push a few avies to explain their pixels over some interesting fetishes and scandal.

According to a statistics analyst, this leaked information suggests the scandal goes way beyond sane comprehension. 99.9999 % of this list are either friends of Lanai Jarrico, readers or supporters of SLE.  .0001% denies ever reading this newspaper or ever coming in contact with the editor.

We have a LIST!  Are you in it?

Lanai Jarrico-  prefers a good scandal over unfounded speculation

Lacy Muricastle- the quiet type, writing fairy tale love stories

charliereid78 Resident- prefers newsprint over animal print

2013UK Resident- loves crepes with grape jam and a good cup of tea

ceciliarosalie- multilingual, likes puppies

love.holiday- social media socialite

becca.drascol- dominant with many talents

Arkad Baxton- marketing guru, bird watcher

debbyom- model, writer, jane of all trades, likes kittens and cotton candy

gypsyd- loves a good freak, has a thing for Lois Lane

Leesa Donner- favorite saying. “truth shall set you free”

lillylacewing- favorite quote, “laughter is the best medicine”, poetry

Linda Lauren- She saw this coming…

divastone- the essence of sultry entertainment

moonshade.pastorelli- Game of thrones fan

Sumi Portola- cool, calm and collective

Justin Cromulet- loves the color pink, voting for Deez Nuts and a creative writer discourager

Jaylan Fiertze- R.I.P.

tea.couturier- loves fashion, friends and cake

Prince Sonoda- likes red grapes and instigating a good scandal

Micha Rydell- plays a good trumpet, rides a bike without training wheels

Brando Dingson- founder of AGSO, loves the game risk and grapefruit

Raymnd Snook- competitive salsa dancing, loves spicy food

Rysan Fall- machinima producer, won a gangnam style competition

Persia Bravin- has a thing for news and long hiatuses, bubble baths

Stacey Cardalines- extreme cheerleader and zumba dancer

KuddlyKen Resident- legendary krumpet maker

Auster Elan- master of fashion, mysterious

Wolfie Moonshadow- high energy, low pitched growl

IrishGent Resident- sailor, evangelic spirit, low tide surfer
Frolic Mills-extraordinary ballroom dancers, an eye for high fashion, loves chicken wings

Faith Aljon- creative, talented and determined

Jackie Lefko- singer, entertainer, beautiful soul
Scorpinosis Nightfire- loves nightlife and entertainment, sharp shooter

Ema Jayaram- exploring her options

CarlaChiari Resident- fashionista, loves cupcakes

Allie34 Resident- likes the finer things in slife

VivaLaTease Resident- Loves Poprocks and soda

Trinity Yazimoto- loves jelly beans and a good pair of jeans
KevinMThomas Carpool-loves cheesecake, plays a guitar, has a pet goat

Lauraclaire Benelli- explorer, event coordinator, seeks the truth behind the Loch Ness Monster
Bixyl Shuftan- inquisitive spirit, loves photography and corned beef
Lapiscean Liberty- Netflix super fan, creative genius

blissfulsouls Resident- loves cruises and sexy lingerie

Cherryh Resident- loves to lounge in good company

Cindy Evanier- animated personality, active

Mightbe Shelter- loves charity work and good conversation

Weston Lane- loves surfing, jet skis and Bob Marley
Jaz Minx-rodeo rockstar, charming

Anek Fuchs- knows how to play the hell out of a guitar, groupie anxiety

twstd.ruggles- loves Hawaiian sunsets and pageant

sir.brennen- a legend in his own right, loves music and high fashion

Mankind Tracer- a voice that makes angels cry, loves mac and cheese

johannes1977 Resident- big Vanilla Ice fan, loves ice cream and junk mail

Scorpion Swansen- DJ,loves major events, the desert and motorcycles

The Entire SMooth Family- anything goes!

davvek- caregiver, likes a nice pair of soft…..socks

DCUniverse- has a thing for reporters, wears superman underwear

Don Sivocci- makes a mean hamburger, loves flip flops and pineapples

Skip Oceanlane- wears a suit like a politician,brains like a genius

Jay Hurikan- music is his passion, loves the color blue and karaoke

Lily Holsworthy-avoids stranger danger,likes cantaloupes

Littleonesusan teardrop- loves golf and sunshine

Luchenpur Darwin- has lots of skills

markr356- loves bowling and 50’s Music and Melissa

melissa3921- loves bowling, the beach. 50’s and Mark

RickyLane1995 Resident- SL explorer, bottle cap collector

Cassandra Kestrel- cat lover, fear of bananas

maryvirgi Resident-  sword swallower

LukeCassidy Resident- shoe fetish, always double knots

Kish31 Resident-likes Pina colodas and getting caught in the rain

Lael Zanzibar- enjoys Jazz but only on Sundays

Arajuna Resident- avid reader of anime comics

Eve Petlyakov- likes vintage clothes and new age music

Lai Oller- loves the country life but lives in the city

Strawberry Belgar- cranberries aren't her favorite but broccoli is

Wolf Brannan- comes out only on a full moon, loves moon pies and cream puffs

garron Firecaster- makes a great cheesecake, welder

deltacity Resident- prefers rainbows and butterflies over rainy days and caterpillars

DeviousMIRA666 Resident- curiosity gets the best of this one,loves a good bar joke

swards Resident- likes medieval RP and collects big swords

ChristianCirino Resident- loves a nice home cooked meal and old cowboy movies

Caius Septimus- prefers flip flops over dress shoes

Ayatzl Resident- hopscotch champion

Polynochnica Resident- professional cards against humanity player

Gretel2cute Resident- loves sugar cookies and the outdoors

Joni Villota-  broke a world record for longest handstand

11Sabrina Resident- likes a man in a suit and bowtie

Funnisa Resident- enjoys comedy shows and good knock knock jokes

YunaKazan Resident- world explorer and lecturer with a thing for high end fashion

Kim22April Resident- bookworm, professional basket weaver

ricorico333 Resident- likes backrubs

jenniferlee363 Resident- high energy and charismatic, loves wind surfing and free falls

Bob Glazner- simple man seeking friendship

tonesbar Resident- tone deaf DJ

Sharaxan Resident- open to experimenting

Reileena Ocello- plays the chello

kittycat Josephina- allergic to dogs

Marc Choral- hackysack champion, loves black licorice

fatina83 Fireguard- cooking is her thing , can turn a raman soup meal into a fine cuisine

marikos Resident- inventor of toeless dress shoes

SanFroggy Resident- pond and bridge landscaper

virgodragon876 Resident- enjoys a great fantasy

Eddy Tisane- prefers public transportation to meet people

Lilu5Element Resident- believers in fairies

newgurd Resident- incomplete profile, mysterious

phera Resident- fear of teddy bears

Kaboz Watanabe- traditional lifestyle

Amber Kwan- likes the color purple

FayAnneRose Resident- quiet and polite, enjoys sunsets

Nelly Macbeth- street bucket drummer

stefalop Woodford- bagpipe repair, collector of wind chimes

Niki Lagan- loves speedboats

TheresaMoyzal Resident- collects rocks

GipsySpirit Resident- spiritualist , hates mullets

Rhyannon Paragorn- loves the 80’s era, Madonna and Aquanet

stormforce1 Resident- storm chaser

Softers Resident- loves flying helicopters, height anxiety

Maliciphant Wonder- kid at heart, dislikes babysitting

R2Chanell Resident- loves sci fi movies and the lifetime channel

loverboy Yiyuan- looking for love, temporary or short term

Serious35 Resident- no time for laughter, serious business relationships

Sue Chardin- gentle soul, tree hugger

Giggles Gummibaum- once dated a clown for her own amusement

nene Chrome- prefers cereal without milk and  PB & J’s without the J

MarqsDeSade Resident- starred on Sesame Street as a kid

ZyvesKrailic Resident- likes lilacs and gardenias, hates gardening

Gonzalok Martinek- loves latin clubs, plays a trumpet, roller skating

Chris5490 Resident- prefers biker shorts over surf shorts

PopeKael Wilder- faithful to a degree

Benoit Chemistry-high impact pilates, extreme mini golf competitor

Dana Maxwell- furry phobic animal lover

DreBreeze Resident- fan repair specialist seeking a cool friendship

16laika75 Resident- loves hip hop and line dancing

Franco Verrazzano- likes sushi and burritos

Donna Wilder- loves talk shows and macadamia nut cookies

TalonSevar Resident- dinosaur enthusiast, excavator

Cherry Hurikan- allergic to cranberries, loves strawberries

Dawayne Resident- avid chess player, kazoo player

Orwel Wemyss- loves adventure

Stenco Resident- blindsided by blondes, brunettes and redheads

Sixx McMahon- fear of the number 7, enjoys long strolls

Wlastena Resident- dislikes killjoys, loves Dr Phil

OrangeDoc Resident- extreme personal hygiene and safety first

Patou Snook- collector of tube socks and tank tops

SkyyRockett Resident- dreams of traveling to the moon

VoidDancer Resident- breakdancer, loves zumba

Alister Loorden- classic suit and top hat wearer

lenkasweet Resident- has a sweet tooth and loves vegetables

xRadecx Resident- extreme speed is his thing

Ansariel Hiller- favorite disney movie is Little Mermaid

JazzMalfoy Resident- gave up Jazz to be a rapper

Lampoon Destiny- serious flings only

DewaltDunderhoofen Resident- champion in his 5th grade spelling bee

mattekenzo Resident- neighborhood watch and lawn care specialist

reader46 Resident- book clubs, poetry and gambling

Pleiadeans Resident- historian with a love of modern art

TrishLL Resident- believes best friends are forever

JB Bakerly- serious about his hair

Mebius Alenquer- no fear, prefers the shy type

Elisabennet Resident- likes a good grilled cheese sandwich

spiriteddragon Resident- likes vinyl records over mp3s

Lanai Jarrico- into the submissive type

Ylona Tolsen-likes horseback riding and picnics

CaithLynnSayes Resident- loses often at bean boozle

Faith Carousel- believes there are still good people in Second Life

loganFP Resident- likes using gestures and scripts

Kirk Lancaster-  successful gambler, hoarder of plaid print

Lanai Jarrico-( omg how many accounts does this woman have???)

CorkyBenjamin Resident- accident prone romantic

FlyingWarfox Resident- risk taker

SHAPER Nyn- loves intelligent conversation, knife thrower, fire eater

whiteprincess1 Resident- fascinated by castles and knights in shining armour

Sebastien Bouevier- owns a black cat, woodworker

VladVladimir Resident- fixation on vampire culture

DarkMaiden Titanium- loves the color black and pinwheels

HellsHeathen Resident- very religious and seeks like minded souls

FOXXHOUND Resident- mischievous and adventurous explorer

Danceteacher22 Resident- tap danced her way through a speeding ticket

swing Peretz- anything goes

Train55 Resident- train watcher

LuciusMoonKill Resident- moonlit dinners and classical music

Lanai Jarrico- (wtf 3rd account?)

FrenchVanillaWonder Resident- not a fan of chocolate

*please note this is for entertainment purposes only.  None of the avies listed above are linked to Ashley madison or guilty of any wrong doing as far as we know!