What If a stranger contacted you to ask you something that makes no
sense? Would you ignore it, reply nonsense back or would you try to understand? Are second lifers humorous or grumpy? To
which side the scale weighs more?
The SLE’s PE (SL Enquirer’s Private Eye) took
action on finding the answer to those questions and went around asking avatars some very off tilt questions to see if and how
they would respond. The result was simply hilarious.
With a stained reputation and a big label on my
forehead saying “Crazy”, I have a feeling of mission accomplished. Today
avatars will login to a more confused and hopefully humorous Second Life.
Given the nature of this mission, we will keep the participants names
anonymous. Sit back, enjoy and try not to laugh. I challenge you!
SLE: Do you know
what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Reply: uh? Im at
church right now - am I in danger? :-)
SLE: the answer
is "You get repossessed!"
Reply: uh? - I got
what please? *scratches hair*
SLE:
Do you know where I can find the nearest public toilet?
Reply:
oh I am new to the area Madam but I would imagine the restaurant behind me has
one if you ask
SLE:
Thank you.
SLE:
Excuse me, dance diamond all rhino?
Reply:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SLE:
sorry, when diamond dance i need rhino?
Reply:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
SLE:
the rhino, do i need?
Reply:
no
SLE:
ok good, thank you.
SLE:
Excuse me, when fish airplane bacon?
Reply:
huh?
SLE:
ground bacon?
Reply:
not sure what you mean plane becon?
SLE:
oh it’s alright, i found it, thank you for your time.
Reply:
ok sorry i couldn’t be of more help, i was lost :)
SLE:
Excuse me, how do tigers skyscraper dolphin?
Reply:
what?
Reply:
i don’t understand
SLE:
It is ok I figured it out, thank you and sorry for bothering you.
Reply:
that’s ok i just didn’t know what you were asking lol
SLE:
Excuse me, why sand unicorn horseshoe request?
Reply:
??
SLE:
sorry, i meant request horseshoe
Reply:
i have no clue what you’re talking about
SLE:
I’m sorry for bothering you. Thank you
SLE: What has
four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Reply: a CONCER
SLE: try again
Reply: I have no
idea lol
SLE: a pool
table
Reply: Was about to
Google it. Why was it in a tree?
Reply: Am still confused!!
SLE: What do you
get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Reply: errr,
minced chicken??
SLE: Yummmiee
SLE: Could you
tell me the time please?
Reply: In my time
or sl?
Reply: 125 sl, 425
east coast
SLE: Thank you
SLE: How do
sirens sound like?
Reply: they sound
like a horn
Reply; depends if
its police or fire or rescue
SLE: did you
find my question weird?
Reply: lol trying
to figure out which you meant
SLE: Thank you
SLE: Where do
frogs keep their money?
Reply: iI don’t
know, where?
SLE: in a river
bank ;)
Reply: lol
SLE:
Can you smell smoke??
Reply:
not over sl i can’t.
SLE:
Thank you
SLE: The more
you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Reply: Love
SLE: Wrong. Try
again.
Reply: I don’t
know lol
SLE:
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Reply:
no what happens
SLE: You
get repossessed^^
Reply:
do like that one
SLE:
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would
kill you?
Reply:
can't say for sure, but if it only fell 3" out of a tree, it may not
actually kill :)
SLE:
it's a pool table
Reply:
rofl, now what would a pool table be doing up a tree?
SLE:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Reply:
they taste funny!
SLE:
Correct. Congratulations.
Happy readings,
Glossom
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