According to Google© search, Easter Sunday falls on March
31st this year. It is best known as the
most important and oldest festival of the Christian Church. It depicts the
resurrection of Christ for religious observers. This holiday starts with Lent ;
a fasting period, ending with The Holy Week. For Catholics, the Thursday before
Easter is called Holy Thursday and Good Friday is also observed. Easter is also
linked to the Jewish Passover. For many, the Easter Holiday traditions vary in
different ways.
For non religious
observers, it is most likely the only day a year they go to church on Sunday.
The Easter Bunny seems to be the main attraction and decorating eggs is the
thing to do. Many buy baskets full of jelly beans, assorted candy, chocolate
bunnies and fake grass filler. Local communities celebrate with Easter parades and a precession of local fire truck tossing candy at scattering kids along the
road and the mayor rolls by waving like Miss America in a suit and tie. Family gatherings seem to follow where
parents display their little girls in pastel overly frilly dresses and dolling
up little boys in shiny shoes, dress shirts, extra starched slacks, including
creases and button up vests.
Sometimes overly
excessive parents slap a fancy hat on their kids and parading them to Church
and to visit the grandparents were they collect money, sloppy kisses and take photographs to add to
their albums, for later blackmail and embarrassing photo sharing with visitors
and high school dates.
Oh the Joys of
Easter! However you decided to observe the day, remember the real reason for
the occasion.
With all that said, in Second Life, Easter is observed
with themed dance parties, decorations and Easter hunts. Some even dress like bunnies
and hop around the grid creating the holiday atmosphere. Others litter the landscape
with Easter Eggs, pastel trees and vibrant green pastures full of colorful
spring flowers.
While wandering the grid taking in the festive locations,
I came across this year’s Easter Bunny Mascot. Apparently just like the last
Cupid, the previous Bunny must have thrown down his costume and went on to a
whole new SL profession; perhaps stripping down to a banana hammock at one of
the adult clubs.
Interview with Mr.Pinky the New Age Easter
Bunny
Lanai:
Hi Mr. Pinky, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to have a
chat.
Pinky: Hi Lanai. It
is my pleasure. I love Easter and I’m so excited about my new job I could just
lay a giant Easter egg right now!
Lanai:
I would so pay to see that, but I’m not sure our readers would be entertained
seeing such a painful looking thing like that go down. Let’s start with your name,
Aside from being a powder pink color, smoking a….What is that? A carrot? Why the name Pinky?
Pinky: I love the color pink and these carrot cigarettes
are the new cool. The color pink reminds me of cotton candy, Elvis’s famous
pink Cadillac, pink lemonade and close up views of porn stars in action.
Lanai:
Whoa! Ok Pinky TMI on that last one but I appreciate your candidness.
Pinky: Thank you I try. I also take after my mother. She has big ears
too, except she has an overbite that can gnaw the lid off a can of beans. When
I wear this hat, I kind of look more like her.
Lanai:
How sweet… you must be a Momms’a boy.
You should be careful she might hear you! Anyway Pinky, what kinds of things do you like
to do to celebrate Easter in Second Life?
Pinky: I love exploring the grid on this awesome segway and
egging all the destinations I feel aren’t festive enough. I enjoy making
chocolate bunnies with Exlax as the main ingredient and give them to noobies. I
also like to coast a mean half pipe on my skateboard. This bunny suit really
cushions the fall and all the pretty girls come running to my rescue. It allows
me to cop a feel as I act hurt and need them to help me up.
Lanai:
Not sure how any of that is positive or relatable to Easter. I must say, you
are pretty bold and mean too. You sound more like a greifer than a holiday
mascot. Egging, exlaxing and feeling up on unsuspecting avies isn’t exactly
being festive or nice.
Pinky: I try, but you should see the look on their faces.
It’s epic!
Lanai:
That is just wrong Pinky… but I have to admit when I was a kid I egged a few
houses and cars in my day, but you know…what goes around comes around because in real life, my sliding glass doors got egg
bombed last year by bratty neighborhood kids. The bang was so loud it scared
the bujesus out of me!
Pinky: Awesome! I knew you had some mischief in you. I would have loved to see your face in that
moment though. Those are the kind of reactions I live for.
Lanai:
O.o OK moving on…. Pinky, aside from
what you mentioned above, is there anything you do that is in a positive way that
brings out the best of Easter in Second Life?
Pinky: Good
question. Let’s see…I uh help populate the Furry community. Wooooey! Those
females are animals in the bushes! I prefer them over these big breasted bimbos
that bombard the grid. I like thick women too. Who wants a bag of bones? If I
did, I would have chosen to be the Grim Reaper Halloween mascot.
Lanai:
I’m sure it would suit you better, but to each his own I suppose. Why did you choose to be the Easter Bunny if
you are so Anti-tradition?
Pinky: That’s a good question too. I guess I would have
to admit this is a spiffy jump suit; it sure beats the orange one I had to wear
for five years in the pen. My decision to be this year’s mascot was easy. I simply
snatched it off the real Easter Bunny’s clothesline earlier this week.
Lanai:
Good grief Pinky!?! I don’t even want to know why you were locked up, let
alone, set free. Besides that, you stole from the Easter Bunny? How could you??
Pinky: It was easier than catching a Leprechaun. I saw
your last interview. *shakes head*. That's embarassing. About
my time in the pen, It’s a looong story. Anyway….I’d do anything to score an
interview with you. I bet you’d look
great in a bunny outfit too mmm mmm mmmm. *wink*
Lanai:
Creep! *sucker punches the
Easter Bunny* I soooo
wanted to do that 3 questions ago…
Pinky: X.X
*hits the floor harder than a sack of nickels*
Happy Easter!
Special
thanks to ionut Mode
way to go ... Pinky =)) bff
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