The North Pole, Off-Season

Stacey checks in from the North Pole.

Stacey, as you know, is part Smurf. Smurfs are of the Elf family, and thus have superb organizational and induistrial skill sets. Regular elves do all the important work, but Smurfs fill a valuable niche in North Pole society.

Stacey serves as the Minister Of Information for the North Pole. That, and her duties here at the Enquirer, keep her very busy. She is one of a select group who know if you've been naughty or nice, so I would recommend advertising with us.

She is also the editor at the North Pole Times, but you can only read it if you've been more gooder than you've been. Otherwise, it looks a lot like this paper.

This is actually me just banging out a few paragraphs while concurrently getting some use out of a cute picture I have of me waging the InfoWar at the North Pole Times. However, if you want to make sure the elves and reindeer aren't slacking, you can do a search for Santa's Workshop and check things out for yourself.

We'll be back later in the week with some very important football and hockey games.